“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it’ll spend its whole life believing that it is stupid.” – Albert Einstein

A great quote someone circulated today at work.

Customer Support

Customer support should be called “delayed sales” because even though I am a customer now, you need to sell me on why I should continue to be a customer.
Rich Aberman

"the product is not the news, the product is the news consumer. The responsibility for the news organization is not to the news consumer, since they don’t pay the bill, it is to the advertisers. On several levels, being called a product is very unsettling" -- Mark 'Rizzn' Hopkins

"Tact is the ability to describe others as the see themselves" -- Abraham Lincon

"Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many - not on your past misfortunes of which all men have some" -- Charles Dickens

"It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others" -- John Andrew Holmes

"The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the worlds problems" -- Mahatma Gandhi

"The pleasure of criticising robs us of being moved by some very fine things" -- Jean de la Bruyere

"You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough" -- Josephine E. Levine

"What makes life dreary is want of a motive" -- George Eliot

"The only way to entertain some folk is to listen to them" -- Kin Hubbard

"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way" -- David Frost

"Good architecture lets nature in" -- Mario Pei

"Envy is the most stupid of vices, for there is no single advantage to be gained from it" -- Honore de Balzac

"One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long period of time" -- Andrew Gide (1869 - 1951)

"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't" -- Margaret Thatcher

"You cannont feed the hungry on statistics" -- Lloyd George

"Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer" -- C.C. Coulton

"I forget what I was taught. I only remember what I have learnt" -- Patrick White

"I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves" -- Bruce Grocott