If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia" -- Charles Schultz

“Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget” –- Miller

Theory of Selective Supervision: The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks through the office

“In defeat, unbeatable; in victory, unbearable” -- W. Churchill, on General Montgomery

An ounce of clear truth is worth a pound of obfuscation

The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called "Me"

“It's not easy, being green” -- Kermit the Frog

“Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature” -- Rich Kulawiec

"The future is here. It's just not evenly distributed yet" -- William Gibson, Science-Fiction Writer

“Think network. Think open. Think extensible. Play well with others” -- Tim O'Reilly, founder and president of O'Reilly & Associates

“You don't need permission to innovate” -- Mike O'Dell

"First they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win" –- Gandhi

"Any sufficiently advanced technology appears to be magic" -- Arthur C. Clarke

“My question was whether they had ever discussed governing with a bunch of pinko fruitloops like Rod Donald or not?” -- Winston Peters

"I'm not a god, I was misquoted" -- Lister, Red Dwarf

If your life were a horse, you'd have to shoot it

"I'm gonna walk around Downtown - I love it. I'm gonna contribute to the New Zealand economy" -- Bill Clinton

Many people feel that if you won't let them make you happy, they'll make you suffer

"Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude" -- Ralph Marston

“Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them” -- Publilius Syrus

There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl

(1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes

To err is human, to moo bovine

“A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of” -- Burt Bacharach

“Reality must take precedence over public relations, for Mother Nature cannot be fooled” -- R.P. Feynman

“People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out on the pleasure” -- Russell Baker

"Simulations are like miniskirts, they show a lot and hide the essentials" -- Hubert Kirrman

"If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one" -- John Galsworthy

”Where there is much light there is also much shadow” -- Goethe