"An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest" -- Benjamin Franklin

"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing" -- Walt Disney

“Do not arouse or awaken love until it so desires” -- Song of Songs 2:7

“Whether a tree falls to the south or to the north, in the place where it falls there will it lie” -- Ecclesiastes 11:3

“As dead flies give perfume a bad smell, so a little folly outweighs wisdom and honour” -- Ecclesiastes 10:1

“The first to present his case seems right, till another comes forward and questions him” -- Proverbs 18:17

“The labourer’s appetite works for him; his hunger drives him on” -- Proverbs 16: 26

“Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, but he who hates correction is stupid” -- Proverbs 12:1

“Of what use is money in the hands of a fool, since he has no desire to get wisdom” -- Proverbs 17:16

All work and no pay makes a housewife

Leveraging always beats prototyping

“I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it” -- Edgar Allan Poe

“These baked beans look bully” –- John D Rockefeller Jnr

Open Source; Every now and then, you get what you don't pay for

Lowery's Law: “If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway”

"We have many children but none to spare. Please drive carefully" –- Golf Manor Subdivision

Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?

Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion

“Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit” -- Proverbs, 26:5

“Guns are only deadly if used for their intended purpose” – The Onion

“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly at the right moment” –- Horace

“All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas” -- Kingfish

“Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable” –- Gilb

“The stone age did not end because they ran out of stones. It ended because they found something better” –- Sheikh Yamani

“Where there is no revelation (or prophetic vision), the people cast off restraint; but happy is the one who keeps the law” -- Proverbs 29:18

Ahh, but a person's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?

The girl who stoops to conquer usually wears a low-cut dress.

The girl who stoops to conquer usually wears a low-cut dress.

“Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position” -- Christopher Marlowe

“I'm not a robot like you. I don't like having disks crammed into me... unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth” –- Fry

If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?

"If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning." -- Mahatma Gandhi